la face de pulpo

Pirates are cool, especially ones with their faces covered with calamari. that davey jones is a real character.

Memorial Nonsense
• American flags
• Jim Lubin Jr.
• Jeeps
• Burgers
• Busch-Light
• Bonfires
• Boats
• Dogs
• Corn muffins
• Raw clams
• Mussels
• Dipping bread in sauce
• Lacrosse playoffs
• Little league baseball

All those words/phrases describe my Memorial Day Weekend.

That guy Pete is a son of a bitch!

We also went to Fire Island to hit up the bars in Ocean Bay Park. Whoever passed on this particular outing or didn't use it to its full potential is a real sucker. I feel that most people around these parts aren't familiar with Fire Island and Ocean Bay Park in particular. Well you better listen up and get with the times. Picture a beach, picture a half dozen bars and restaurants on the beach, picture a bunch of fun loving individuals, picture $1 beers. That is Fire Island.

So in OBP all you do is drink on the beach while catching some rays, walk a few steps to the bar, get ruthlessly drunk, steal leftover calamari and coronas off someone's table after they left, walk a few steps to another bar, get some sand between your toes (cause you're a true loser if you wear sneaks on Fire Island), yell at a kid named Pete, order chicken fingers and don't pay for them, be obnoxious to the bartenders, buy a few of these:

(note: the table taps we actually got were a lot larger and cost $10 each)

The best part of Fire Island is that what happens on Fire Island stays on Fire Island. So you will never know how much fun we actually had that night unless you were there with us drinking a couple of six-packs on the beach watching the heat lightning over the ocean.

And Seany still doesn't know why he woke up on the ferry home at 1am with his shirt completely soaked. We'll try to figure that out next time.

You know what I hate?
When people wear those gay blue-tooth headsets around town like they're an air traffic controller. Look those things are fine in the car, but you can take it off when you're buying your little latte bullshits or when you're watching your kid blow his little league game. Jerks.

Jimmy petted a pug one time in 2003